...aptent taciti sociosqu ad Few people know that Phil Collins wrote "Against All Odds" after being unable to catch up with the ice cream truck. fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin...
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...Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora From now on I'm just going to tweet about Phil Collins until I get a cease and desist order from Phil Collins. Or a sweet-ass drum solo. adipiscing et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet...
...consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec condimentum That's right, a Phil Collins joke. Can you people believe I'm just GIVING this stuff away? semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque...
...sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia Ping: the social network that requires a credit card number on file. et, adipiscing et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum, ipsum orci viverra dolor, sed tempor...
...consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec So, is your therapist imaginary too? fringilla et, adipiscing et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida...
...ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing You are officially old when you trick yourself into thinking the newest generation of teens is any more selfish and vapid than you were. interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie...
...litora torquent per conubia nostra, per I like pig butts and I cannot lie.
Seriously, those curly tails? RAWR! et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus....
...elit. Donec condimentum nibh eget Raised my price for a job that has to be billed in 1/3rds as the estimate wasn't evenly divisible by 3, and that's how dumb people get rich. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor...
...Donec condimentum nibh eget I'm launching a social network. I don't have a site. Or content. Or Users. Or anything. Now to sit back and let the money roll in. est ipsum, fringilla et, adipiscing et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum...
...Donec condimentum nibh eget magna. Remarkable how many of the people in this doctor's office waiting room are suffering from Being Called Before Me syndrome. arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin...
...adipiscing elit. Donec condimentum nibh eget That shirt marked XXXL can be found at another store, in the same size, but marked XL. Shop around. It will make you feel better. a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et...
...eget magna. Class aptent You want restraint? I just had a conversation with 30 tweens using the word "homogeneous" repeatedly, without once mentioning Elton John. vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet...
...nibh eget magna. Class aptent taciti This just in: Fox News has declared Hurricane Earl a hoax. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum, ipsum orci viverra dolor,...
...elit. Donec condimentum nibh eget Bats have a higher rate of homosexuality than any other nocturnal mammal.
And this is why Robin has a job. amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede...
...ipsum dolor sit amet, Just once I'd like to see a doctor prescribe roller skates for depression. interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum, ipsum orci viverra dolor, sed tempor purus mi nec mi. Praesent consectetuer adipiscing...
...aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora This gloryhole has somehow lost its innocence. suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum,...
...sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia Walking up 8th Avenue right now is how I imagine it feels to be Tinkerbell and accidentally fly up an exhaust pipe. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante....
...eget magna. Class aptent Twitter is a very efficient tool for identifying people whom I would never want to work with in a million years. fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin...
...aptent taciti sociosqu ad Glenn Beck can only get aroused by fantasizing about Ted Kennedy. #FoxFacts semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum, ipsum orci viverra dolor, sed tempor purus mi nec mi. Praesent consectetuer adipiscing tellus. Fusce...
...eget magna. Class aptent taciti I kept glancing up at today's meeting to find men staring at me. Men are odd. interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque...
...adipiscing elit. Donec condimentum You people are wrecks, and some of you make taking water on look good. est ipsum, fringilla et, adipiscing et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac...
...dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing I bet hamster mothers eat their young because...wait, have you ever tasted a hamster? Absolutely delicious. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus....
...per conubia nostra, per In another bit of 90210 synchronicity, it turns out that today is also Ian Ziering's 61st birthday! Happy b-day, Steve Sanders! amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede...
...eget magna. Class aptent taciti sociosqu @benkunz When has the world not traded on false sentiments, from U.S. Southern etiquette to that of the British. a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac...
...litora torquent per conubia nostra, per We have entered the age of trading false sentiments as currency. et, adipiscing et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum, ipsum...
...litora torquent per conubia nostra, Nothing lasts except me in the drive-thru queue. vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum...
...ad litora torquent per I just got CAPS LOCK tattooed across my knuckles. I’ll indent your face with my bold left hook and my mean uppercase. ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede...
...nibh eget magna. Class aptent taciti Life is too short to speak in absolutes. est ipsum, fringilla et, adipiscing et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum,...
...magna. Class aptent taciti Why do all the female anchors on #FoxNews look like porno librarians? fringilla et, adipiscing et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum, ipsum orci viverra dolor, sed tempor purus...
...aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora If I had a fanny pack, I'd fill it with Vienna Sausage and cheese because I never know the next time I want hors d' oeuvres. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse...
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