new things
Login or Sign up | Learn more | FAQ
Admirers
Friends

enjoysthin.gs is a place to save and share things you enjoy. Just sign up with your usual and get started. Questions? View the tutorial video. Not convinced? See real user testimonials.

...Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer Celebrity texts to mistresses going public. Plan ahead and include endorsements. "Will try 2 wear U out, bringin' Gatorade!" est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris...
...aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent I used to get excited over the idea of romance. But all that pales in comparison to the excitement I feel when laundry detergent is on sale. et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras...
...adipiscing elit. Donec condimentum nibh eget 9y/o watched the "female development" video today. She's WAY too excited about puberty now. I've apparently failed at the whole PMS thing. fringilla et, adipiscing et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper....
...Class aptent taciti sociosqu I just mercilessly destroyed a block of cheese. One day, its son will find me and avenge its death. I'm at peace with this. et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper....
...adipiscing elit. Donec condimentum Dear cute guy on the train, when I said "Islam or eternal damnation!", I meant marry me or be stalked forever. semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida...
...litora torquent per conubia nostra, per I can't believe after a lifetime of searching, THIS has become my hobby. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum, ipsum orci viverra dolor, sed tempor purus mi nec mi. Praesent consectetuer adipiscing tellus. Fusce eleifend aliquet purus....
...sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing I need a boyfriend who remembers Tracey Gold and Double Dare and Silver Spoons and Tiffany and holy fucking balls, I feel old. amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede...
...Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Lady next door's dryer just caught on fire This is why I don't do laundry WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW NAYSAYERS OF HOUSEKEEPING ENDING IN TRAGEDY? laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et...
...taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent I bet Cookie Monster's a total asshole in real life. laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna...
...per conubia nostra, per My inner child just told me she's adopted. suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum, ipsum orci viverra dolor, sed tempor purus mi nec mi. Praesent...
...magna. Class aptent taciti Cracker Barrel has to be the most appropriately named restaurant for it's target demographic. ipsum, fringilla et, adipiscing et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque...
...adipiscing elit. Donec condimentum nibh eget I'd like to thank the government for accepting, and extending, my uselessness. a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum, ipsum orci viverra dolor, sed tempor purus...
...elit. Donec condimentum nibh It was 65 degrees today, but it felt like my life has no meaning. ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum, ipsum orci viverra dolor, sed tempor purus mi nec mi. Praesent consectetuer adipiscing tellus. Fusce eleifend aliquet...
...consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec condimentum Being a Stay at Home Mom was easier before I had kids. ipsum, fringilla et, adipiscing et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum, ipsum orci viverra dolor, sed...
...per conubia nostra, per inceptos himenaeos. Great moments in procrastination: Getting a reminder email about a forgotten, unopened e-card. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum, ipsum orci...
...eget magna. Class aptent taciti I resolve my self-e-steam issues by emailing anonymous women pictures of me in the middle of a hot shower. est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris...
...Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer Boy, the way Israel ignores America's demands is so reminiscent of the way Iran ignores America's demands. Funny that. ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor...
...Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, I'm all excited to tell my husband that I'm losing my mucus plug, but my parents are here, so I texted him. amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque...
...litora torquent per conubia I should go upstairs and wake up my husband and ask that he pretend we are adults that can stay awake past seven. laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum...
...amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Prince of Persia movie is not about cats. Now I'm really lonely. suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum,...
...Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, I wonder if my boss was more fun and carefree in his youth, when his name was Anakin. arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin...
...condimentum nibh eget magna. Someday I'm going to learn that shouting, "I'm goin' to Cosi', mutha fuckas!" just never sounds cool. pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse...
...Lorem ipsum dolor sit I'm getting my shorts out for the season. I repeat. I'M GETTING MY SHORTS OUT FOR THE SEASON. Protect yourself accordingly. laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse...
...Donec condimentum nibh eget magna. "You're not going out looking like that are you?" Shoot me now...I have become his mother. adipiscing et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras...
...Donec condimentum nibh eget magna. Class Do people still go to parades, when you can get the same entertainment at Wal-Mart? semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum condimentum, ipsum orci viverra dolor, sed tempor purus mi nec mi. Praesent consectetuer adipiscing tellus. Fusce eleifend aliquet purus. ...
...magna. Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad I just got my marathon shirt! It is going to look so awesome covered in my sweat, drool and nipple blood!!! ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris...
...litora torquent per conubia I think I might be losing interest in Twitter. Now, all I have to do is hang on for four more years and it'll be just like marriage. et, suscipit vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum...
...litora torquent per conubia nostra, Miley Cyrus: "Country music's contrived." Wait until her Word of the Day toilet paper gets to "irony." arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa....
...amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec condimentum Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin luctus. Suspendisse condimentum dolor et ante. Mauris ac pede gravida neque molestie faucibus. Quisque tempus, urna et rutrum...
...Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora Ohhh, the handles are on a mattress to MOVE it. I've been using them totally, sexily wrong. vel, arcu. Ut fermentum laoreet pede. Aliquam a ligula sit amet est interdum semper. Cras sit amet massa. Proin...
Loading more things...



Advertise | FAQ | Press | Testimonials
Blog | Twitter
Copyright © 2008-2010 Ted Roden
v 1.0.9e